quinn-fabgay:

Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?” 　

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the-vashta-nerada:

THE MONSTERS CAN’T GET ME IF I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON AND IF MY FEET ARE UNDER THE COVERS

SUCK MY DICK MONSTERS

YOU WON’T MAKE A MEAL OF THIS WOMAN TONIGHT

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siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too　

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steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

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That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them.

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